ni nak habaq mai..entry kali ni kami nk wat kedah piau na. dok laloq baca entry neesa tat sat, kami pon nk memartabatkan loghat kami. kami la ni baq hg tension gila det x dak.habaq kat pak soh tepon mara. tp tu dia la.depa punya kelentong baq ang..aghi ni tepon habaq gu ni. esok tepon habaq lagu len plak. lusa tepon kata x tau pa dia.ca cuba try test tok sah dok bagi pening oghang. makalakata anak depa~bergegaq abih aihhh gendut2 tu. tang anak oghang depa dok buat tik ketahuan hala. rasa nk pi bom ja mara ni.apa masalah tik tau. kami dok sabaq lama dah. pakat x gheti buat gheja semua. lambat aihh... ni last tepon aghi tu kata semua dh proses. amik masa seminggu lebih. ni kalo x terbit gak det kami minggu dpn ni, konpem r kami pi bom. sapa2 yg sayang mara, bek kapa pi bye2 siap2. kami dh geram gila ni. sepa la kami jadi lagu ni..haishh (-_-)

pasai mara ja dah dua entry. tp nk buat gena...jatuh kedeboq ditimpa tangga. seb bek x smpai kebuloq lg. thanks to my sugardaddy n sugarmummy. sugarmummy kami banyak det woo~la ni dok chewi ngn speaker baghu dia. dok berdisco daghi kemaghin lg. seb bek la kami x dok sebelah dia. risau gak tetiba jaga mlm ad bunyi oghang melalak. sebenaqnya kami ni dh pening baca entry ni. nk pronounce btui2 boleh tergeliat lidah woo. dia punya sebutan tu kena mcm aweera ckt.

"ca habaq habaq habaq mai
ca habaq habaq habaq pi
mai dengaq hai mai dengaq
radio malaysia perlis"

lama gila x dengaq lagu ni. oghang peghelih pon la ni x dengaq dh HM Beseghi kat radio. pakat dengaq Hot.fm...

ps: awatnya kami baloq liat nk mengaji tik tau.....ketegaq tik mau baca buku. haishh...

Masa ambik A-Level aku rasa mcm x sbr nk keja. Bayangkan kehidupan seharian yg x pyh mengadap buku n berduit. Bila exam besar, lg la tension mcm nk tercabut kepala. Pelbagai gaya membaca dpt dilihat terutamanya budak2 ostel. Aku standard r bukak buku atas katil. X da meja pon bleh blah lg. Tp ada kawan aku tu, 1 meja x ckup. Jd aku sedekahkan la meja aku kt dia.

Masa aku keja, tension jugak..Mengadap kerenah penghutang2 kad kredit terhormat hari2. Aku dh maki2 diri sendiri. Keja non-stop talking on the phone 8 hours a day. Even weekends n public holiday! Tym tu..rasa seksa membaca buku x da la smpai membuatkan aku terlentok seawal pukul 10 mlm. Tp yg bestnya, ad prasaan seperti hacker berjaya sb dpt usyar minah kerek on the phone slalu shopping mna. Haha.. Ada sorg aunty tu baik. Siap nasihatkan aku lg, kalo beli handbag tgk yg betul2 berkenan. Jgn jadi mcm dia. Balik rumah tetiba rasa handbag LV yg bru beli tu hodoh. Cis! Ad makcik lain plak, bru dpt kad dh swap rm15000 kt London Weight Management. Free2 kna bahan ngn budak opis. Hohoho...

Dh nk masuk 3 tahun perkenalan kami. Rasa mcm x sbr nk kahwin. Jgn otak kuning plak. Tgk org lain yg sebaya dh kahwin, jeles2. Haishh... Nk kahwin jugak. Tp kalo dh kahwim pon duk jauh2, x best la. Nk suruh dtg cni, dia ad tanggungjawab kat sana. Aku x bleh pentingkan diri sendiri. Aku bangga kerana dia x lupa tanggungjawab pada keluarga.

Nanti dh kahwin, jgn la plak rasa nk single. Nahas tu! Haha... Tp x nk lah single. Aku pernah rasa hidup keseorangan. Even ada kawan2 pon, x leh nk hilangkan rasa lonely tu. Thanks to the Allmighty for sending me an angel just the right time I am not willing to be lonely anymore. He's a great gift to me. I never have anything to complain about him because he has been treating me very well since the first time we met. Hopefully we're meant to be together.

Yes! I'm obviously talking about you. The one who pretends like a fairy godmother but actually just disposes of shit in the end. My patience do have an expired date and there is no way I can tolerate with this full time shitter. Even the pinkish black piggy doesn't ever bother me with their woo-woo-krooh-krooh sound or how ugly they looked. It's suck when having an instinct of a killer, frenzy begins at the moment I stab your rounded vollfat belly and cut the colon until you can't do shit anymore. It's common when people always point others to escape themselves. Saying that I'm the one who create troubles is fu**ing nonsense, foolish and ridiculous! Asked me to tawaf the FH like crazy for a piece of I-dunno-what. Wth are you keeping my money any longer?? You owe me a lot! Talking shit about you has added more sins to me. But you are the only person who currently deserve to have my greatest 'compliments' and I proudly award you as the person, whose name should always be shitted on! Fertig.